I have seen a few loopy people on the idiot box in my time, a few certifiable nut jobs.
Few, however, were as eccentric as the guy I saw on TV the other day. The loopy dude was from the U.N., that esteemed organisation set upon world government, global uniformity and blandness. The dude in question was telling everyone that, in thirty years, we would all be eating insects.
I immediately recoiled. F*ck off, I thought. They might be doing it in Somalia, now, and in France in a generation, but I cannot ever see my fellow OZTRAILYANS setting aside their beef and choosing to tuck into ants and grubs. WHAT THE?!
No doubt there would be those in the global elite who would relish the idea of dining on lobster while the billions of sheep under their watch around the globe tucked into bugs, but I, for one, cannot abide this ridiculous affront.
The nutty professor (the insect man) was broadcast by the ABC. (Surprise, surprise.) Not being content with trying to foist climate alarmism, Aunty is now telling us that protein = bugs. I beg your pardon, douche?
I say, loudly, protein = meat = cows and chickens and Tasmanian salmon.
We do not have to tolerate this kind of absurd, tin-horn balony. We should call it out when we see it. Australia has enough coal, gas, uranium, sunshine, thorium and oil to have us living like kings for the next thousand years, if we choose wisely in terms of our potential development.
All this "low-calorie despair", to quote Steinbeck, is laughable. Man up, laugh out loud, and claim your birthright. YOU COME FROM THE LAND OF PLENTY. EAT WELL. EAT STEAK AND LOBSTER. LAUGH AT THE F**KERS.
Alias: Frank Satyr
Few, however, were as eccentric as the guy I saw on TV the other day. The loopy dude was from the U.N., that esteemed organisation set upon world government, global uniformity and blandness. The dude in question was telling everyone that, in thirty years, we would all be eating insects.
I immediately recoiled. F*ck off, I thought. They might be doing it in Somalia, now, and in France in a generation, but I cannot ever see my fellow OZTRAILYANS setting aside their beef and choosing to tuck into ants and grubs. WHAT THE?!
No doubt there would be those in the global elite who would relish the idea of dining on lobster while the billions of sheep under their watch around the globe tucked into bugs, but I, for one, cannot abide this ridiculous affront.
The nutty professor (the insect man) was broadcast by the ABC. (Surprise, surprise.) Not being content with trying to foist climate alarmism, Aunty is now telling us that protein = bugs. I beg your pardon, douche?
I say, loudly, protein = meat = cows and chickens and Tasmanian salmon.
We do not have to tolerate this kind of absurd, tin-horn balony. We should call it out when we see it. Australia has enough coal, gas, uranium, sunshine, thorium and oil to have us living like kings for the next thousand years, if we choose wisely in terms of our potential development.
All this "low-calorie despair", to quote Steinbeck, is laughable. Man up, laugh out loud, and claim your birthright. YOU COME FROM THE LAND OF PLENTY. EAT WELL. EAT STEAK AND LOBSTER. LAUGH AT THE F**KERS.
Alias: Frank Satyr
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