"How do you like those Apples?"

I blogged a few months ago about how I was considering the purchase of an iPod. I have to state, for the record, that said purchase never happened. It just seemed like a waste of good money; fashionhood rather than need. Thus, I do not have an iPod, nor do I have an iPad or an iPhone or a Twitter account or a Facebook account. None of that stuff makes life any richer or better. In fact, I think they suck, a bit. It's basic phone-and-email for me, checked twice daily. That is all. It works. Try it. Alias: Frank Satyr